Ride In My Car

You can come for a ride with me in my yummy car through the yummy streets of my come town. Its really exciting and by the end of the journey you'll totally want to marry me and bear my children. It'll be fun fun fun. Remember to look at the screen during the duration of the video in case you miss anything.

What you'll notice is that I drove the whole way on the wrong side of the road!!!! Woop Woop!!! Thats because im wild and I dont care. You'll also notice that the entire journey is really exciting and full of fun things to see out of the windows. You'll also notice the lack of glacial features including driving snow, gusting wind, rain and blizzard, icy road conditions and frezzing hail. Thats right, it might not be Hawiia, but at least you wont freeze to death inside my car. Well, lets face it, its not a car, its a truck. Either way, marry me and you wont freeze to death waiting for a number 65 bus to Slough for a shitty job where they get you to sit at a table and watch telentless shits talk about their power point presentations including a full glossery to all the boring shit you never wanted to know.

Come on baby, come take a ride with me.