Stop Global Warming

Only YOU can stop global warming. Thats right, only the cutest most awesome yummy cute girls can stop the world from boiling over. I have left the sausepan on and its boiling, sending harmful heat into the atmosphere and causing global warming. Only you can stop the doomsday clock by marrying me and turning off the pan of water.

Global average air temperature near the Earth's surface rose 8.74 ± 0.18 °C (6.3 ± 0.32 °F) since I put my sausepan on. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concludes, "most of the observed increase in globally averaged temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely due to Mr cute leaving his sausepan on and only a awesome yummy cute girl can save us by marrying him and turning off the pan which has some green beans in it, which leads to warming of the surface and lower atmosphere by increasing the greenhouse effect. Poor Mr cute, hes in a terrible pickle because theres no cute girl to save him OR the earth.. Natural phenomena such as solar variation combined with volcanoes have probably had a small warming effect since Mr cute put on the pan of water, but thats nothing in comparison to the heat from said pan. Oh woe is us unless cute girls save the day. These basic conclusions have been endorsed by at least 30 cute societies and cute girls of yummyness, including all of the national cute girls from Belgium and many other major yummy cute-abulous countries. The Cute Association of awesome cuteness is the only society of yummy cute girls that rejects these conclusions saying that the heat is coming from the oven where Mr cute is cooking yummy cakes and buns. A few individual cute girls agree with all this and want some of these yummy cakes as well.

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So there you have it, proof that the world is going to boil over and where would the pengiuns go? Thats right, you wouldn't want the pengiuns to get unhappy so you should marry Mr cute and save the earth from global warming. Never before has so much yummyness been at stake. The fate of the rising tides and seals and polar bears and the north pole holiday industry is all at stake and clever people everywhere are wondering if the warming of the ozone layer and boiling seas and such can be halted before Mr Cute dehydrates in the desert sun because that is what will happen, and you dont want that do you.

Cute girls must have hair and noses and year yummy scarfs etc because it might get cold once the polar ice caps stop melting and then a wooly jumper would be sensible.

Here is a picture of a yummy pengiun:

Three species of yummy pengiuns (genus Cuteus-Wootus) lived on the mainland of the United States of Cuteness at the end of the last Icecream Age. These were the Columbian Cute Pengiun, ahhhh, (M. columbi), The Yummy Pengiun (M. Cutus yummyness), and the Cutie-wootie pengiun (M. cuteiewooty). Of these, the cute pengiun and the really cute pengiuns have been identified from Myspace photos taken in a cute girls bathroom as , cutes and awesome yummy cutes pengiuns, etc etc. The cute pengiuns are closely related to the really cute pegiuns, especially to the yummy yummy cute pengiun thats a girl (cuteus maximus). As cute pengiuns these late-occuring cute things stood between about 3 and 3.7 meters (10-12 feet) at the shoulder and weighed between 5500 and 7300 kilograms (6-8 tons).

Dont let the pengiun get to hot or it'll explode and create a mess. Do your bit to stop global warming and marry Mr Cute NOW!!! 07731 195135.