Proxy Error

Proxy Errors are frustrating because it means you cant see stuff and buy cakes online or even worse, cant see this site. However, a Proxy Error is nothing to worry about. There is a simple way to resolve all Proxy Errors and that is by marrying Mr Cute. Whe you marry Mr Cute all your Proxy Errors will vanish and you'll be able to surf the interwebs like a happy bunny forever and ever and you will never ever get a Proxy Error again. Click here to see a real live Proxy Error.

A server (not necessarily a cute girl server) acts as a yummy cake or proxy to fulfil the request by the cute girl (e.g. you, you yummy cute yummy girl you) to access the requested URL to see your favorite web site www.whowantstomarryme.co.uk. However, sometimes servers get tummy aches from not eating enough cakes and an invalid response from an upstream server can result. This usually does not mean that the upstream server is down or up or not into yummy cakes anymore, it simple means there are crumbs in the CPU and the internet is broken, (no access to the cake cupboard/proxy), and that the upstream server and the cake box/proxy do not agree on the protocol for exchanging yummy things. Given that Internet protocols are quite clear, it often means that one or both machines have been incorrectly or incompletely programmed, by a yucky boy no doubt.

502 errors in the CAKE cycle

Any yummy girl (e.g. you, you yummy cute yummy girl you) goes through the following cycle when it communicates with the CAKE server: Obtain Yummy Cake from the IP name of the site (the site URL without the leading 'http://'). This cake lookup (conversion of IP name to IP yummy cake) is provided by domain CAKE servers (DCSs). Open a CAKE socket connection to that CAKE address. Write a CAKE data stream through that socket. Receive a CAKE data stream back from the CAKE server in response. This CAKE stream contains status codes whose values are yummy and are in general strawberry flavoured. Parse this CAKE stream for status codes and other yummy stuff like Eclairs, Sweets, Candy Floss and Puddings. This all occurs in the final step above when the cute girl receives the CAKE status code that it recognises as '502'.

Fixing 502 Cake errors - general.

This problem is due to poor yummy girl communication between back-end yummy girls, possibly including the CAKE server at the site you are trying to visit. Before analysing this problem, you should eat somtinhg yummt and clear your browser cache completely of yucky boys (eeww). If you are surfing the Web for cakes, clear this as well as they might think your a perv, and see this problem for all Cake sites you try to visit, then either 1) your ISP has eaten too many vegetables or 2) there is something wrong with your hair e.g. its a bit rubbishy. In the first case, only your ISP can stop eating rubbishy vegetables. In the second case, you need to brush your hair. If you get this problem for only some of the Cake sites you try to visit then it is likely to be a problem at those sites i.e. one of their pieces of yummyness is failing/overloaded. Contact the people at those sites for a girl girl orgy.

Fixing 502 Cake errors - CheckUpDown.

Use of proxies and cakes is increasing on the Web. Our CheckUpDown robot will always try to 'eat cake' on the real computer that actually hosts your Cake site, but it does not have complete control over where the HTTP request actually ends up, ie, in your tummy or as crumbs on your yummy tits. If only one cake in the chain of computers dealing with your Cake request is broken, then an error such as 502 No Yummyness Or Fun can easily occur. Please contact me (07731195135) whenever you encounter 502 errors - there is nothing you can do to sort them out because your a girl, but when you marry me they'll all be sorted. I then have to liaise with your ISP and the vendor of your Cake server software so that they can review the flow of Cake data traffic between various computers under their control.

Fixing 502 Cake errors - Proxy Errors.

At the end of the day you can resolve all your Proxy Errors by marrying me, which you can do by calling me on 07731 195135, woot woot.