Prince
Charming
Looking
for Prince Charming? You have found him. I am Prince Charming
and I have a badge to proove it which you can see when you
have married me. I am the guy you have been waiting all your
life for. As a Prince I have a proud and noble heritage,
and of course good looks and charm. I can fight dragons,
entertain you in bed, and drive a car.
Because
I am Prince Charming I am perfect in every way so I can over
look all your minor faults, like your inability to think
rationally, fix the car and laugh at decent jokes, as long
as your really cute as being really cute is all thats important.
To me anyway. As a real Prince Charming I have a horse, here
is a picture of my horse:
If
you are a cute girl then you can ride my horse, because I
am Prince Charming and I wouldn't say no. Because I am charming
and am a prince I also live in a castle that has dragons
and unicorns and servants to bring us toast in the mornings
and all that.
And
it couldn't be easier to find your Prince Charming because
here I am and all you have to do is call me. But if your
the nervous type then dont worry because heres a picture
of me that you can print out and stick on your wall so you
can dream away about the day you get it together to call
me on 07731 195 135.
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