Online Pervs
Looking for an online perv? Look no further. I specialise in girls and am really dodgy. I prefer to meet discretly say in woodlands or remote parks, preferably after dark. It'll really freak you out and you'll be certain that im about to touch you leg or something creepy.
Im a really nice guy and i'll buy you stuff and really get your confidence up. Maybe i'll start off with something really legitimate like asking you the way to Tescos etc or make pals with your neigbour to gain your confidence. If you like I can pose as a cute yummy girl in a chat room and share your intimate secrets in confidence etc etc and then meet you at a derelict old warehouse in Bradford for yummy cakes and buns.
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Maybe you would like to start the evening watching some yummy anime cartoons? Like Queens Blade that I didnt watch on the illegal downloads the other day from www.theonlydevice.com which i never go to.
Remember, if your relly young, like, er, about 20 years old or such, and your getting scared because im hanging about outside your school wearing a preteen frock and stoking a puppy, you can always press the online perv panic button
Click the button once, detailing your emergency, remembering to include your name and address and times when you are most vunerable so i can rescue you from the yucky pervs that stalk girls all over the land. You can totally trust me as i have an official online perv button on my site.
Maybe I can trick you into getting into my car to see some puppies? mmm yummy puppys and cakes!!! Woot Woot!!!!. I promise I wont chop you up and pack you away neatly in a suitcase or anything.
Her I am with my pervy haircut just after chopping up 3 prostitiues that I met on craigs list and burying them in the garden after i ate their bits. mmmm yum m yum
im an awesome online perv and you wont be dissapointed. all i ask is that you dont tell the police or dig up my garden as that would suck.
Remember its not easy being an online perv as everyone wants to kill you, but once you come out and start molesting children and raping total strangers its hard to go back to being a normal person. Unlike all the famous pervs im really good andd ive not been caught, thats because i chuck all my bodies in the river and they wash out to sea where they are eaten by fish. Im really good at it and i never boast or stuff when im drunk about all the girls ive chopped up, especially those two girls that i chopped up in Gloucester, i never said anything about them and no one will ever suspect.
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