Mr
Right
Looking
for Mr Right? Well you in the right place for Mr Right as
I am Mr Right, Mr Right for you. If your a cute girl looking
for Mr Right this is definatly your lucky day, however, if
your looking for Prince Charming then your on the wrong page,
as this page is all about Mr Right.
Most
girls grow up with pink cotton candy dreams of a Mr Right
only to be dissolusioned with corporate wage slavery and
government sanctified tyranny. However, you can make all
your dreams come true here my marrying me because I am Mr
Right and you'll never have to work again as i'm really rich,
except the jobs you want to do like chief cake taster for
the King or super cute catwalk model.
Most
girls consider these following attributes to be highly desirable
qualities in Mr Right:
- Handsome
- Rich
- Huge
Cock
- Decent
Car
- House
- Cakes
- Yummy
Stuff
And
I can offer all these to the cutest girl in the world because
I am Mr Right. And you deserve, all those years of being
cute is hard work and tiring, you need to pamper yourself
with all the luxuries you can, including Mr Right who is
the Right guy for a Cute Girl, for you. I can cook stuff
and order food products from menus in restuarants and know
where the theatre is and enjoy eating out. and did I tell
you I have a huge dick?
And
heres a picture of what you really want!!! mmmmm a nice bit
of cake and a cup of tea.
Most
girls get tired of being the company ho, having to go out
every Friday and get shafted by some ugly managerial type of
other twattish cunt that expects it. They start to dream
of a world free from economic abuse, forced integration with
non cute people as well as blatent idoits. They even get frustrated
by crime that is ignored by those in control, and hate renting
and going nowhere in life. Well, nows your chance to get
with Mr Right has he is totally everything you are looking for,
what ever that is, and hes really funny too and can vacuum and
has a special basket for socks and pants so he's never smelly.
All
you have to do to get your Mr Right now is call 07731 195135.
Its as easy as that, an open as you like it ticket to heaven. |
