Love

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Are you yummy and cute and desperate for love? If you are looking for love your in the right place as Mr Cute is the source of all love in the known universe and you can have as much love as you want for free from Mr Cute when you marry him for free at a location convenient to you.

Love with Mr Cute is awesome and you'll want more and more because its so yummy and will make you feel so good.

Cute girls that are cute and yummy and go eek eek woot woot are often lonely and sad and cant find love, but now the internet is here and you dont have to sit on park benches wishing you were dead anymore, you can marry Mr Cute and have all the love in the world forever and ever and never have to worry about our evil government or our evil managers and landlords that do nothing other than make life crap for everyone including cute yummy girls.

Mr Cutes love will heal all your woulds and make you feel like life is actually worth living.

A lot of people think that love is a biological thing with models of sex tending to view love as a mammalian drive, much like the hunger for yummy cakes. A famous cute girl divides the experience of love into three partly overlapping stages: lust, attraction, and attachment. Lust exposes people to others; romantic attraction encourages people to focus their energy on mating; and attachment involves tolerating the spouse (or indeed the yummy cakes) long enough to hit it in the sack a few times.

Lust is the initial passionate sexual desire that promotes mating and a desire to eat cakes, and involves the increased release of chemicals such as testosterone and estrogen and cake. These effects rarely last more than a few weeks or months as cakes get soft and crumbly. Attraction is the more individualized and romantic desire for a specific confectionery product such as a cake, which develops out of lust as commitment to an individual cake product forms. Recent studies in baking have indicated that as people fall in love, the brain consistently releases a certain set of chemicals, including pheromones, dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin, which act in a manner similar to amphetamines, stimulating the brain's pleasure center and leading to side effects such as increased heart rate, loss of appetite and sleep, and an intense feeling of excitement. Research has indicated that this stage generally lasts from one and a half to three years. Since the lust and attraction stages are both considered temporary, a third stage is needed to account for long-term relationships. Attachment is the bonding that promotes relationships lasting for many years and even decades. Attachment is generally based on a constant supply of cakes and yummy stuff which you will always get with Mr Cute. It has been linked to higher levels of the chemicals oxytocin and vasopressin to a greater degree than short-term relationships have. The protein molecule known as the nerve growth factor (NGF) has high levels when people first fall in love, but these return to previous levels after one year.

Psychology depicts love as a cognitive and social phenomenon thats better with a nice slice of cake. A famous cute girl formulated a triangular theory of love and argued that love has three different components: intimacy, commitment, cake and passion. Intimacy is a form in which two people share cakes and various yummy stuff, and is usually shown in friendships and romantic love affairs in cafes and cake parlours. Commitment, on the other hand, is the expectation that the relationship is permanent and the cake will never run out. The last and most common form of love is sexual attraction and passion to cake. Passionate love is shown in infatuation as well as romantic love of eating cakes all the time. All forms of love are viewed as varying combinations of these three components.

Mr cute has years of experience at having loads of love and can vouch for certain that if you dont have any you might as well be dead. Well, fear not, no need to kill yourself by not bothering to get up out of bed ever again because its not worth it, you can marry Mr Cute and have a normal happy life where you get to smile and laugh and go out like a normal human being and not feal like a fucking retarded sack of shit living in a silent and isolated world surrounded by pestilent ridden retards, or anything like that. Mr Cute can help you out of your personal hell, if your a cute yummy girl, and give you big bags of love and yummy cakes and you'll live happily ever after.