Knight In Shining Armour

I am a knight in shining armour. If you are a cute girl looking for a mythical knight in shining armour then you have found him. I was born years ago when it was normal to be a knight in shining armour, when King Author walked the land, buts its hard today in the internet age for me, a knight in shining armour, because people dont understand when I turn up at the pub in my normal clothes. They say mean things like, hey!! knight in shining armour, go away, no knights in shining armour aloud!!! They hurl insults like, Hey, knight in shining armour, go back in time to where you belong. But I cant, because theres a yummy cute girl out there that wants to polish my armour and keep it clean? Maybe its you?