Welcome To Me!!

Mr cute is totally awesome and has the unforunate disability of living in England which is a huge shithole. However, this does not preclude his interest in meeting people with tits and ass in the the UK as well as any other country in the world.

Mr cute is interested in meeting girls that are as cute as a button which is another way of saying, not people who are ugly or fat or anything else that is unsightly or uncomley or which in essence does not appeal to the taste of Mr Cute.

In order to qualify for marriage to Mr Cute you must have girls effects such as jumpers, shoes, makeup and all that stuff that girls normally have and you must smell nice and not like a pile of shit.

Its also critical that you meet all legal requirements for marriage and or dating of any respective country that aforementioned dating and marriage should take place.

Mr cutes most favoritist thing ever is looking at cute girls and so if your a cute girl that likes people looking at you and do modelling or porn or anything then im the person that your probably targetting and so you should marry me so I can look at you in person and all that.

Mr Cute is not interested in meeting people who are employed by the govt or are estate agents, slave managers, police or such. However, cute girls in the army are OK, especially if they are ninjutsu experts or have a huge collection of yummy cakes.

Mr cute likes nothing better than having cute girls doing his washing up, cleaing the house including putting sheets on the bed as the current ones have dinsintegrated and are now nothing more than rags, and bring him cups of tea as is required.

If you fit the bill and want to marry the worlds most depressed person ever then call now on the magic cute girl number 07758 880 619. Please note Mr cute does not talk to blokes and if you say your a cute girl then you wil need to proove it by having a a Myspace, Facebook or your own metart portfolio. Call now!!!! 07758 880 619