Health Issues For Cute Girls
Being a cute girl does not make you totally immune from being sick and ill and dying etc. Whilst it is very unlikley because cute yummy girls are so full of yummyness and goodness etc, if they get too close to yucky blokes then they might die.
Mr Cutes solution as a medical practioner is for cute yummy girls to marry Mr Cute to save themselves from the zombie like effects of yucky blokes that are everywhere. When you marry Mr Cute and move into his underground concrete bunker that has a sink and a toilet and some comfy cushions and stuff, you will be totally free freom the risk of yucky blokes that want to eat you and give you a zombie like disease that will start off with your stomach bloating up like a huge septic boil before exploding painfully with a tiny zombie like creature that will devour you whole..
A lot of cute girls suffer from mild symptoms like headaches and tummy aches and such, especially after spending the night in a bar or such where there are alot of yucky blokes. Hasnging about in a room full of yucky blokes will seriously damage your health if your a yummy cute girl.
Remember, healthy eating is a must for cute yummy girls in order to have the highest leevel of resistance against yucky blokes. The following foods are recommended by Mr Cute in order to maintain the highest levels of natural resistance and immunity:
- Cakes
- Candy
- Chocolate
- Dohnuts
- Eclairs
- Lemonade
- Licorice
- Toffee
- Bubblegum
- Crisps
- Hamburgers
- Fries
- Milkshakes
Looking after your skin is another high priority. Mr Cute recommends Mr Cute Magical Face Cream for maximum health protection as its magical.
Bathing is important. Remember when you were a kid — you tried all kinds of ways to avoid taking a bath? Well, things have been changing for you and you probably feel like showering or bathing more often now. Maybe you're finally realizing that baths aren't so bad anymore. Or perhaps you're realizing that your body changes require some new hygiene habits. Either way, the changes you're experiencing at this time may make you feel like you look different and perhaps smell different than you did when you were a kid. Don't worry, it just means you're becoming cuter and your yummy cuteness gets yucky more often due to the high numbers of yucky blokes in the world. Mr Cute has a bath that you can use at any time and also has a shower attachment fitted to the taps so that you can shower as well although you have to squat down to do it, but thats ok, just thik of all the yucky blokes you'll be keeping away by being yummy and clean. Its a bit like garlic against vampires, yucky blokes hate anything clean and yummy, they only like yucky stuff like your rubbish bins and the worms in your garden.
For a free medical examination, call Mr Cute now on 07731 195135.
