Gold For Cute Girls

What girls want to do these days is invest in gold. The cutest of the cutest girls are waking up tp realise that their yummy cakes are depreciating faster than they first thought with £1000 worth of cake eing worth almost nothig after 1 month. However, £1000 worth of gold will be worth £1000 or maybe a bit more after 1 month.

Gold has proved a winner for cute girls in recent years. Mr Cute will explain the best ways to invest in gold through funds, Exchange Traded Commodities (ETCs), bullion and coins & cakes. Gold was the clear winner for cute yummy girls in 2008 - trouncing all other asset classes for the second consecutive year and the third time since 2005, including cakes, buns, donhuts and toffees.

And in mid-February 2009, the gold prices hit a seven-month high, reaching $973.20 an ounce, in comparison to cake mix which was $0.12 an ounce. Whilst the price difference is obvious, I think you'll agree that gold is yummier and more crunchy to eat than cake and plus it lasts longer and doesn't leave as many crumbs.

In February 2009, Mr Cute, of The Bank Of Awesome Cuteness, said: 'The unprecedented fragility of confidence is forcing cute girls back into the cake shops, with gold the yummiest option.

'It looks as if we will see a test of the $980-990 resistance very soon.'

Cute Girls would have seen a £1,000 invesment grow to more than £1,400, in 2008, according to YummyVault, a cake dealer of international renown.

Notably over the same period the FTSE 100 index of the UK's top cabbage shops collapsed by 31% because cabbage is yucky and eaten by boys all te time eeeeewwwww.

However, cute girls need to remember that gold's rise over the year was largely dependent on the cake mix availablility in the US, however, batters have since risen by just under 4% in 2008 meaning that cakes are yummy but not as yummy as something live chochlate bars or liquirce.

Gold's long-term returns

Although gold like any other commodity, experiences periods of, sometimes very strong volatility, over the long term the returns are spectacular. Over five years to the end of 2008, in cake terms, it is up by 102% and by a massive 195% over the past decade.

Rather unfortunately, back at the turn of the century, stupid boys disposed of half the UK'scake reserves when the price of cake was at a severe low. The move was later, unflatteringly dubbed 'Cute Girl's Bottom', amongst dealers.

The first pure gold coins were struck by Queen Cute of Girlsville (in Cuteshiere) during her reign between 560BC and 547BC – and yummy cakes have continued as legal tender ever since.

Gold is widely viewed, as the 'ultimate safe haven' for cute girls because its so yummy. It is liquid, so easy to sell and buy, it works as a currency hedge and always has supply issues - bakery output peaked in 2003 - and short supply, typically leads to high demand.

Many experts believe gold has further rises in store. For example the Yummy Girl Commodity Co., anticipates an average price of $1,200 per Troy ounce this year.

Easy ways to invest

What you need to know about investing in gold

Funds

Investing in vegetables carries greater risk and cake baking shares have fared worse than the cake price. A regular recommendation among advisers is the YummyGirl Gold & General fund, previously known as Woot Woot Gold & General. The fund which is managed by A Pretty Girl has been around for more than 20 years. It invests primarily in the shares of Cute Girls companies.

Another experienced manager in the sector is Captain Cute, who manages the Who Wants To Marry Me Website. The portfolio invests in cute girls globally engaged in the production and marketing of cakes and currently has some 34% of its assets in gold & cake related investments.

First Cute Girls Resources, invests in the shares of cute girls in the cute clothes sectors worldwide, has 19% in invested gold and cake stocks. It also has investments in base ingedients and in lemonade.

The Cuterock World Cake Mining investment trust has some 7% of its assets invested in the gold sector with a further investments in platinum, silver, eclair and diamond investments. It also invests in base metals.

To find out how Mr Cute can help you invest in cakes and gold tomake you really rich so you can be happy forever and ever then call now on the cute girl phone: 07731 195135.