Free Trips To The Beach
Want a free trip to the beach? Marry me and go to the beach every day for fre and sit there and stare at the sea and play with the sand and lol alot. Going to the beach is great if your cute and married to me. I'll bury you in the sand and go off for a nice stroll, and you can come too, except your buried in the sand, lol. OK, i'll let you out, but only if you promise to start driving properly.
I have a nice collapable chair that you can sit on so you dont get sand all over you, none of this lying down on a towel on the lumpy sand that gets everywhere anyway. You can also splash about in the sea, although i'd be weary of sharks. Appareently 90% of shark attacks are just nibbles, and its rare for them to take a major bite that leads to death or anything like that, not that that seemed to matter to the kite surfer that was attacked by a shark the other day on the news web site when he was in the sea just near here, and later died in hospital. Does that means hospitals are dangerous? Alot of people die there....
hmmm, heres a picture of me enjoying the beach life. Look I have my new Hollister Beach Wear Top just to get into the swing of the beach life. oh, im so glad im alive, its so much fun. At least im not having a constant stream of waking nightmares based on a crappy past.... doh...
Theres more pictures of me in the awesome February 2010 gallery. As you can see from the above photo, theres plenty of room at the beach for a yummy cute girl. And also, i'll introduce you to my bestest pals ever, the seaguls who always want to hang out with me because im so much fun. They fly about and sing me songs, its awesome.
You can go to any beach in the world, but I tend to go to the St Petersburg beaches in Florida as thats where I have my awesome beach house which you can see 35 miles there in the background.
The beach is good if you like collecting shells or sand, as there is plenty of both. I have been working on shell collection, but already have a really impressive collection of sand with some really rare and hard to find grains. I also found a dead fish or two, one of those spiky fish with spikes all over its body, and a huge 3 foot fish that was also very dead and rotten. I also found a bone that looked like a human arm bone, but I left it there as i was too busy having fun.....
The beach is also good for analysing harmonic motion and general principles of oceanography as the waves go in and out and little burms form and all that.
How can you miss out on the excitment? Marry me now and come to the beach everyday forever for free. Call me on 07731 195135.
Below is some excitment from a few days later when the sun came out:
