Firearms
Looking for firearms? Im an international arms dealer and i can get you any gun you like. Even big guns. When you marry me you get 5 guns for free and lots of ammunition. Because im an international man of mystery I have plenty of contacts all around the world allowing me to source any type of gun you could want, including yummy pink guns.
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The girl above wanted a nice shiny gun so I gave her one.Shes really happy with her gun. But observe how she is carefully not aiming the gun at anyone and has her finger off of the trigger.
The girl above is very happy because shes an avid gun collector and shes been after a fancy automatic assault rifle for a while and now she has one. Shes about to tick it off of her list of things to do. Top of the list was 'marry Mr Cute', and shes done that as well which is why shes double happy!!!
As it says, and I have big guns.
These girls are doing my gun training for whores class. Here im training them how to kill people while they're down. Ideal if your the sort of whore that likes to kill her Johns in the bed after they've shafted them.
This girl really likes fully automatic firepower. Her only grumble is that theres only 30 bullets in a magazine. I suggested a belt fed gun like a GPMG or a Browning, but she wanted that gun as it matched her top.
These girls didnt know what they wanted so I took them into my bedroom where I have hundreds of cute guns all over the walls, as you can see. It didnt take them long to get their hands on what they wanted.
This girl wanted something powerful in her hand, so she married me and got a free shiny pistol gun which she is posing with right now.
Why be gunless? Marry me and get lots of guns and kill people and stuff. Its cute and its fun. Remember, not all guns were designed to kill people, some where designed for killing pigeons. But most were designed for killing people. And zombies. And you wouldnt want to be unarmed in te event of a zombie breakout would you? Or the collapse of law and order. Get yourself armed by marrying Mr Cute today and by doing his washing up and stuff and live happily ever after.
You can marry Mr Cute now by calling 07731 195135. And join the gang of happy heavily armed cute yummy girls
