English Dating
As English gentlemen become a rarer and rarer find you can rest assured that there will probably always be at least one English guy available for marriage, Me, Mr Cute. So, if you have tried every other type of ethnicity before, why not try a true English person!!! Dating English people in this day and age is pretty difficult as the eligable English people are slaughtered like Dodos by our evil governemnt that seem to think that England should be a country for everyone but the English person. Pretty soon you wont see any English peopole at the disco and the only swinging hip parties will be for Ramadam. But dont fear, im English to the core and im white as well, so if your struggling to find a white Enlish person to date because your local area has been overrun by Pakistanis, Poles, Blacks, Russians, Indians and other non indigenous english white folks then call me for your 100% authentic English dating service.
07731 195135
Dating me is fun fun fun, and I speak English which is a help. And I remember Rainbow and Ivor the Engine, I have the British culture swishing through my veins, and that is a rarer find than you might imagine today. There are a choice of UK English person dating experiences available to you. You can have me turn up in my Union Jack t-shirt if you like, and i'll sing songs about cockles and sparrows and i'll put a real shine on yer boat race. Or i'll dress up like a toff in a cardigan and read my newspaper while you talk about weather and complain about all the immigrants.
Dating me will be so much fun. However, this service is only available to bonefide UK White English people. Remember, culture has a value, and if you value yours you'll date British and preserve good olf blighty. After, we can travel to an old English twon and eat chips out of paper and laugh at all the stupid people.
Then we can go and see a film at the cinema and snog in the back row and then steal a car and drive at 120 mph through the country roads of our sacred country.
Ideally you'll be a tart, with a blonde bob, a mini skirt and a penchent for chewing bubble gum and sucking dick behind the bus shelter. Or a studenty type with a pile of books and a penchent for sucking dick behind the English department will do also.
Unfortunatly, due to the scarcity of White British English people, this service is expensive and you probably cant afford it. But never, mind, the local council probably have some great courses in 'Somalian For Beginners' that will get you up to speed with Somalian culture and all that, and probably a wealth of other culture and such, so dont worry, its not all over, and even if it wasn't im sure the people at the British Museum will stuff a White British person so you can go and look at them and see what they were like and all. Maybe Madam Tusaudes will make a wax work of me!!!! Woop Woop!!.
