Detective Agency

Mr Cutes Detective Agency specialises in finding lost cakes. If your a cute yummy girl with little dimples and a button nose then Mr Cute can can help you find your lost cakes which are probably in the kitchen.

Are these your lost cakes?

If so, then call me now to claim your cakes and marry Mr Cute at a special ceremony at the cake factory. Mr Cutes detective agency specialises in surveillance and observation for finding cute girls yummy cakes. We will sit about outside building, including homes, warehouses, shops and cake factories waiting for your cake to leave the building or some such clue. Its really clever and we are great at locating the cake.

Recent examples include a cute yummy girl that lost her cake that she brought at Tescos whilst she was sailing around the world. She last saw her cake before a drinking session she had off the coast of the Tilletes in the Caribean. We found and located her missing cake in 4 hours and got married and lived happily ever after.

Mr Cutes Detective Agency is also good at covert surveillance

Which includes putting bugs in cakes, listening through walls, putting in remote video surveillance systems and tieing a bit of sting to a cake and pulling it away as the thief tries to grab it.

Mr Cutes detective agency can also handle debt recovery, so if you loaned a cake to someone or performed a sexual favour in the promise of payment by yummy strawberry sponge cake but didnt get it, we can help.

Mr Cutes Detective Agency is discrete, so no matter what your relationship to your cake we can help and if you marry Mr Cute, no one will ever find out what a pervert you are.

Call now and find your cake on 07731195135