Dating Tips For Girls

I have plenty of tips girl girls that are interesting in dating. Dating tips for girls is easy when your me. To start off with. Here are a few must dating tips for girls:

Dating Tips For Girls 1: Dont be late, I get confused if your late and think that you really hate me.

Dating Tips For Girls 2: Always brush your hair with a cute brush before so you look all yummy and cute.

Dating Tips For Girls 3: Remember to wear your shoes as the ground can be really lumpy and yucky especially if its been raining or its gravelly or you have a long way to go like your date is hill climbing or mountineering etc.

Dating Tips For Girls 4: Try impressing my by bringing me a yummy cake in a plain paper bag and giving it to me at a critical moment to cheer me up as im usually pretty miserable not ever having a yummy girl to chit chat to and all that.

Dating Tips For Girls 5: Dont tell any serial killers where your going and if you do make sure you tell them fibs so they go the wrong way as getting hacked to death on a date is no fun at all.

Dating Tips For Girls 6: Bring a magazine to read in case im in one of my moods and I dont want to talk to you because your stupid and you like rubbish things and all that, not like i've not already told you a millioin times already before.

Dating Tips For Girls 7: Bring all your pocket money so we can buy cakes and sit in the park and snog.

Dating Tips For Girls 8: make sure you remember to get your dad to give us a lift back from town as we cant be assed to walk but dont foget to not thank him at all ever..

Dating Tips For Girls 9: Remember to tell the secret internet police where were going so they can bust us.

Dating Tips For Girls 10: Remember to run away with someone at university and leave me all alone forever after with a life thats not worth living and a living nightmare to wake up to every fucking day, cheers.