Cute Girls Wanted

What with me getting more awesome than ever I have decided to employ cute girls for a wide range of positions around my empire. If your a cute girl then im sute that you'll find something to your liking!!!.

Probably the most exciting role available is Cheif Executive Officer (CEO)which is really important and high up in my organisation. You get to sit on comfy cushions and drink lemonade all day and eat sweets and cakes until your as cute as a button and such. The role of CEO also requires that you clean the carpet now and then, wash the knives and forks and blender machine and occsional coffee cups, make the bed and tell me nice bedtime stories with happy endings.

Other job vacancies for cute girls include head of going out. This role is fun fun fun and means you get to accompany me when i go outside to sit on my own like an idiot in pubs and such not talking to anyone and sitting there in silence, only its your role to make this experience less depressing by entertaining me with jokes and funny anecdotes whilst i sit there on my own like an olf cumudgeon read classic literature such as Of Mice & Men and Lolita and One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest and To Kill A Mocking Bird etc etc, drinking 50p halves in the Weatherspoons pub.

I also require an awesome co-driver to keep me company while i drive perfectly as i do making all the right speed and positioning decisions, and you can read the maps upside down and such and pooint out the turns that i should have taken half a mile back and generally prooving your complete worthwhileness etc etc etc.

One of the most well paid jos for cute girls is official shopper. You will be required to whip around Tescos buying Bannanas, Milk, Eggs, Yoghurts and frozen Chicken which is pretty much what I live on these days. And you can even buy yourself something to eat while your at it, like some cakes and biscuits and yummy sweets.

I also need a chief Woot Wooter!!!! You role will be to go woot woot!!! Hoot Hooot!!!! Woop Wooop!!! alday long smiling and jumping up and down and doing little dances!!! It'll be so much fun!!!

To apply for these roles call now on 07731 195135.