Christmas Dinner For Girls
A lot of cute yummy girls spend every year sat on their own in the dark surrounded by retarded yucky boys that litter the streets and make going outside more hassle than its worth. Dont spent this Christmas eating mackrel out of the tin and wishing you were dead, marry me and have a happy Xmas and a great new year.
When you marry me you'll get a free santa hat that you can wear and some tinsel and stuff and you'll get me in the sack!!!! Woot Woot!!!! Christmas has never been better. Heres a picture of my Xmas tree.
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As you'll note, I have left my Xmas in the ground because it would DIE if I dug it up and put it in a bucket at home.
Instead of not bothering to get up until 5pm in the afternoon because the thought of facing another day is just too painful, you could get up at 5pm on Xmas day because we partied so hard the night before and opened all your presents early.
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Christmas is an awesome time of the year, and you can have a really great one simply by marrying me which you can do on 07731 195135. When you marry me you'll get a Xmas bonus in your stocking and some booze that you can drink right away!!! Thats right, no waiting until some stupid time in the evening and then only having a glass, you can glug that booze right down from the bottle, and when thats empty, theres loads more bottles. White Lightning never tasted so good!!!!!
After all that we can go for a drive to Brighton or some other privincial town/city and hit all the pubs, bars and clubs, drinking huge amounts of booze and shouting like idiots, singing the woot woot song!!! Look, Im married to Mr Cute!!! Woot Hoot!!!! Hey!!! Its Mr Cute. Believe me, it'll all make sense once where there. And then we can go to a cocaine palace and snort some snow and drive about some more to a little bed and breakfast which we'll arrive at at 7am and get some sleep. And when we wake up we can start all over again!!! Until 3rd January. But you wont have to go to work ever again because your married to Mr Cute so we can lounge around forever and have soooo much fun!!!!
Look at my pet reindeer thats magical and can fly!!!
Heres a picture of me from last Xmas when I shot some yucky boys as a Xmas present for some cute girls. As you can see, im really handsome so marry me know before I run out!!! Remember, theres only 1 Mr Cute!!!!
Oh, and also, heres a picture of your free Christmas Dinner for cute girls, when you marry me!!!!! mmmmmm Yummy!!!
So what are you waiting for, you can start your happy Xmas now by sending an e-mail to yummydinnerwithmrcute@whowantstomarryme.co.uk or calling me on 07731 195 135.
