All cute girls like chocolate biscuits. Thats why im buying chocolate biscuits by the packet. I know that if i lay the yummy chocolate biscuits out in a circle in the middle of my room that sooner or later yummy cute girls will sniff them out and start to feed and then, woot woot!!!! I jump out with a plate of really really yummy chocolate biscuits and the cute girl will fall instantly in love with me, it'll be awesome. I cant wait and already the entire house has chocolate biscuits everywhere including the walls and ceilings. Its a bit crumby now on the floor and the chocolate gets a bit mushy between my toes, but it'll all be worth it when i have my own cute girl to pet and stroke and feed, it'll be yummy and awesome and i'll give her water to drink when shes thirsty and she'll be so happy, and she'll never not have enough chocolate biscuits to eat.
Heres a picture of me with some chocolate biscuits, and let me tell you, that gleam in my eye is totally selfless, im looking at that and wondering about all the joy that they'll bring to a poor hungry cute girl somewhere in the world, so hungry that all she can do is google chocolate biscuits and stare, all hungry and wanting. Shes probably really thin with huge tits pouting for chocolate biscuits, prepared to do anything, no matter how debasing, just to get her chocolate biscuit fix. And im the one thats going to give it to her.

mmmmmm yummy chocolate biscuits. How can you resist. They're round and yummy and taste all chochlaty and you can dunk them in your coffee, and to be honest, i'll not be too concernerned if you want to eat 20 packets. Just as long as you dont get fat and ugly else i'd have to chuck you out and find another poor thin cute girl hungry for it. chocolate biscuits have vitimens, and its full of healthy stuff like chocolate and biscuit. They make them in the chocolate biscuit factory by using purest biscuit mix from Cutesville and yummy chocolate from the chocolate tree. then they mix it all up to create chocolate biscuits and everyone who works in the chocolate biscuit factory is cute and yummy and they sing all day about yummy chocolate biscuits and every night they take home chocolate biscuits and eat them like cute yummy girls do, straight out of the packet and everything.
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