Chic Shopping For Girls

Theres nothing girls like more than shopping!!! I know, I just googled for girls favorite things, and all roads lead to Shopping, with a preference for chic stuff like clothes and handbags. And guess what, when you marry me i'll take you shopping once a month for clothes and stuff. You can have £35.75 and can spend it however you like. It'll be yummy yummy yummy.

I thought i'd Google a few places that we could go, and I hope you'll be impressed by my familiarity and understanding of girls hot fashion shopping.

Lipsey: This is a great shop with loads of girls stuff including girls party dresses, day dresses, girls jumpsuits, girls tops, girls skirts and girls denim stuff, in fact it has everything you need to be a really cute girl.

Browns: Browns is a really yummy shop with tons of girls clothes. Here a re a few of the items that i would buy if i was a cute girl:

I think the first one looks like a towel with a belt? Number two is a total winner, all it needs is a nice hat. Number 3 is cute i thik and number 4 i thought would be fun to watch you trying to do stuff with your hands.

Then we can go to the Sherlock Holmes Pub because im getting tired from all this walking around from one shop to another looking at all that pointless girls tat when you already have a wardrobe full of clothes and you never wear the same thing twice and if I can use the same underwaer for 15 years then so can you. Unfortunatly you cant smoke in the pub but you can still order more than 5 beers in one day and i'll drink yours if your not going to drinkl them and your just going to sulk because I thik your friends are stupid and you hate it when I drink even though i'd go mad shopping all day with you without a drink.

Aware: Then we can go to aware in London to buy me some new underware and you could get all horny and stuff

Aquascutum: Then we can go to Aquascutum which sells proper clothes and get all horny in the changing rooms because were drunk and then we could try and nick stuff, and then decide against it but then do it and walk out all posh and jump on a tube and go to some other posh frock girl for tarts such as Liberty

Liberty: Lierty is a great shop for girls stuff and we could wonder around all day looking at yummy girls clothes and underware and you would get so excited because we were married and you found me on the internet and you couldnt believe that you would get free shopping trips like this but it was true and i was so handsome and you were so lucky and we both lived happily ever after. Then I would buy you all this stuff.

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