Beach Life
Tired of the crappynon beach life? Want to relax on a truly English beach? Well look no more, When you marry Mr Cute you can visit some of the greatest estuaries and golden shingle beaches our cold miserable country has to offer. Thats right!!! Throw away your artic clothing!!! Summer is here, Now all you need is thick underwear, t-shirt, jumper and a sturdy jacket!!! No hats, scarves or gloves required!!!!
Come and wade with me through marchy coastline allowing the soft squishy crap filled ooze to squirm about your legs and such, it'll be so much fun. And whats really great is that many people never ever go to these seaside treasures, preffering instead to not ever bothering to go outside again ever, muttering things like FUCKING SHITHOLE ENGLAND I WISH I WAS DEAD. But not us, armed with your yummy cuteness and my awesomeness every day at the beach is a great day out, no matter how blustery and boring.
Collect rocks to take home and throw at your neigbours!!!! This shingle beach, just a stones throw from the Isle Of White Needles as you can see in the back ground was purpose built by the council, a committee of geratric buffons that decided that peebles were better value than crappy sand.
Then we can visit the Tescos shop to buy sweets and relax on some cliffs and wonder how easy it would be to jump off and end all the unstoppable FUN!!!
If i was a sad old cunt i'd certainly kill myself, but fortunatly I have the greatest hobby in the world!!! Yummy Cuteness, and theres nothing better than sittin on a cliff not looking at any at all, and watching people hunting out wild dog shit to take home and eat.
Out of several thousand photos i found one with some blue sky. A rare site for the Month of May, what with blue sky only coming out the second week of June before heading back in for 9 months of acute winter.
Remember, you can join in the fun by marrying me. To marry me just call 07731 195135. No stupid school girls please calling to say rude things and hang up. Im far to busy to have my vauable short really exciting life wasted like that as im busy staying at home wishing i was dead and i dont want to miss a minute of that perpetual awesome fun. If you marry me you get a free wading bird sandwich.
