I'm me. You should know me really.

White, self supported, and totally single. living in the Windsor area of England where the Queen lives.

Also I like cakes and stuff.

Ok, so, i'm rubbish at meeting people, mainly because I dont like people that are not cute girls and its hard to get anywhere without bumping into indiots. If it wasn't for that little point I would be OK, but not ever having anyone to speak to ever is a nightmare. I think its worthwhile to note that I have no friends at all either, which I think you should look at as a bonus because it means that there is no luggage or any chance of our yummy life being interupted at all by more idiots.

For a living I do stuff, which shall be a secret for now, but generally speaking, most people would say it was a hot career. For most people they would imagine that anyone in my position, hot, rich, living in the most expensive part of England, independent, expensive cars, house with garden and all that, that I would be quickly snapped up... But no, I think god has cursed me. Oh well. Anyway, currently I am planning on retiring, or at least making it possible. Essentially theres little point to living really without a yummy person to look at and so i'm going to move someplace where there are no people, and live off of my interest from my huge bank balance.

I like to do things though, like eating out, drinking, talking, communicating. My favorite thing ever is being with my girlfriend which is a bit crap as I dont have one. My least favorite thing is being alone and surrounded by retards which is a bit unfortunate as thats exactly what I am. Only you can save me.

I planted some shrubs in my garden, not that I like shrubs but it passes the time between adding new My Space pals and crying. They are very shrubby. I also planted some Lavender and it does very well and so I have planted a few more shrubs to stop the bastard postman from walking all over my lawn. My neighbour grows weeds, but thats because hes a cunt. I also have a lemon tree that I grew from a seed, and its pretty tall now but since writing this it has died and been thrown out. But i have planted four Oleander shrubs in the garden and they have cute girly pink flowers that i hope will attract cute girls into my garden. Heres a photo of me.

I dont reallly like anything. what I like is what the cute girls like. For example, if a cute girl said she liked to drink river water I would also, i'm like that. I only do the things i do because i have no choice. Nothing I do is what I want to do. I call these prison hobbies, things that any single person could do.

My house is always a mess except when I have cleaned up, which is seldom. I am actually very clean and tidy in general, but I dont practice it that regularly.

I'm really keen to leave England. I hate England as there are too many idiots and evil tyrants.

My biggest problem is that I cant talk in public. I see that as a loss of defence. If I could talk in public I could face retards alot easier because talking makes you bouyant, in a sense, and raises you to your full elevation. Without a voice you are essentially powerless and just sink which means that the retards can shit all over you. My world is stooped in silence and the sound of ugly people, only a cute girl can save me.

I dont bother to spell properly, thats because i'm always pretty depressed. I suffer from depression because i'm on my own, but i wont when I get a cute girl so thats sort of irrelevent.

Not much else to say.

Exciting stuff huh? I hold all the aces. Lucky me.

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