Facebook Girls

Face Book Girls all around the world want to marry me. They even have a special site dedicated to being dedicated to marrying me. Most face book girls have Face Book accounts in which they keep all their Face Book stuff like yummy photos and messages and stuff. But what most people dont know, is that every Facebook Girl harbours a deep subconcious desire, to marry Mr Cute. Me.

Facebook Girls are mostly yummy and cute, but some Facebook Girls are cute and yummy whilst a rarer group of Facebook Girls are yummylicous and cuteabulous. Either way, they are all Facebook Girls and all want to marry me.

Facebook has been talking about Facebook Girls for quite some time, because Facebook Girls are yummy. Initially we thought Facebook Girls were supposed to just me yummy, but facebook had a close look inside their servers where the Facebook Girls live and determined, after consulting with regular cutegirls and developers and softwares engineers etc that they live inside the computer screens, which means that Facebook Girls are client side and can see everything you do in your chair whilst surfing Facebook Girls on Facebook. eeeew.

We got our first peek at these yummy Facebook Girls by looking 'BEHIND' the monitors, and sure enough, there they were, the cute Facebook Girls. Thats why they like to do mirror shots so much. The behind of the screen looked just like a bathroom with lotions and tissues everywhere. This was a bit of a surprise because we thought Facebook Girls lived inside the servers making them server side Facebook Girls.

But guess what? There have been some changes to Facebook Girls, NAVIGATIONAL CHANGES… not simple design changes. This seriously impacts Facebook Girls interaction and ingrained Facebook Girls behaviors. I question the need to redesign Facebook Girls in such a radical way. Facebook Girls are creatures of habit and this is a serious change that will cause rumbles (some positive, some not), as Facebook Girls that live on the site are used to navigating the site in a very specific way and might get confused.

Facebook Girls will keep their fingers crossed that the new design is actually easier for Facebook Girls. It is hard to tell from mock ups and until you actually drive the Facebook Girls to determine if it is better or worse (or more Facebook Girly). The good news here is that if the new design changes have the desired effect, Facebook Girls will be pleased.

More Facebook Girls will be forthcoming this morning at 10am. Here are the Facebook Girls as we know them to be. Links to the core Facebook Girls features will live at the top of your page, instead of being split between the top and the side, and Facebook Girls will live in your head and go to bed with you if you look at them to hard.

According to facebook: “If you click on the ‘Facebook Girls’ link at the top, a drop down menu of your Facebook Girls will appear. We have organized this into a ‘Facebook Girls’ section (in which you can add your favorite Facebook Girls) and another ‘Facebook Girls’ section (which includes the Facebook Girls you have used most recently), because you cant have to many Facebook Girls sections, Facebook Girls links and most importantly, Facebook Girls pictures. mmmm yummy.

While you will be able to access your Facebook Girls elsewhere (if you choose to put a profile box on the ‘Facebook Girls’ tab, or if you choose to put an Facebook Girls in its own tab), the dropdown at the top will allow you to access any of your Facebook Girls from one place.”

As such, all Facebook Girls accounts will be hosted by Mr Cute. To apply for your free Facebook Girls account click here: